Top 10 White People Tweets (February 16, 2020)

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  • 01
    Text - pepto abysmal @roastedryebread i keep saying Alexa when I mean to say Siri and i just cant believe i live in a time where i am gettin my servant robots names mixed up
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  • 02
    Music artist - The Dad @thedad THE DAD l'll never understand guys who pay dominatrixes to degrade them. Just get married and fold the towels wrong, dude
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  • 03
    Adaptation - This man walked up to a group of ladies at a bar and I caught the exact moment one of his dad jokes landed GCLASSICDADMOVES
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  • 04
    Text - Taco L X @OneMoreLightLB Apparently when you don't take steps to improve your mental health it just gets worse? Rude.
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  • 05
    Text - ryan @ryanyeetz definitely the coolest part about twitter is the fact u can say something creative and get 1,000 likes and then some nerd will screenshot it and post it to reddit and get 45k upvotes. thus getting more internet points than u 11/3/18, 12:43 PM 5 Retweets 118 Likes
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  • 06
    Text - paul @ravenscooon jeff bezos just spent $165,000,000.00 on a HOUSE and it didn't cost him more than 1/8th of 1% of his fortune if you make $60,000 a year, that's like spending $75 on a house
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  • 07
    Text - bananafanafofisa @lisaxy424 It doesn't matter how old you get, buying snacks for a road trip should always look like an unsupervised 9- year-old was given $100.
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  • 08
    Text - the drake gatsby @DrakeGatsby Netflix: Are you still watching? Me: Yes Netflix: Ok tell me one thing that happened in the last episode Me: What? Netflix: The guy with the mustache, what's his name? Me: Why are you being like this? Netflix: *sadly* You're always on that damn phone 5:15 AM 14 Feb 20 · Twitter for iPhone
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  • 09
    Text - rachel friggin french @RachieFrench Karen is not a name. It's a rank you earn... that's why you've never seen a baby named Karen.
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  • 10
    Text - Ross Sayers @Sayers33 chumbawamba: we sing 'i get knocked down but i get up again' 4 times british public: ok chumbawamba: then list alcoholic drinks british public: good chumbawamba: eh..then sing danny boy for no reason british public: this will be the anthem of our nation 37.1K 9:15 PM - Jan 15, 202o
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